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Honey-badger

This is the honey badger. The honey badger’s been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in all the animal kingdom.Honey badger don’t give a shit, it just takes what it wants whenecer it wants and it eats snakes. The honey badgers really pretty bad-ass. They have no regard for any other animal whatsoever. They’re so nasty!

The honey badgers have a fairly long body, but a distinctly thick set, broad shoulders, and you know, their skin is loose, allowing them to move about freely, and they twist around. When confronted by a house full of bees, do you think the honey badger cares? It doesn’t give a shit. It goes right in to the house of bees to get some larvae. It gets stung like a thousand times. It doesn’t give a shit, it’s hungry. It doesn’t care about being stung by bees. Nothing can stop the honey badger when it’s hungry.

At night time, the honey badger goes hunting, because it’s hungry. Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a king cobra and a honey badger. I wonder what will happen. Look at this, there’s the honey badger just eating a mouse. And then look. “Get away from me!” says the snake, “Get away from me!” Honey badger don’t care. Honey badger smacks the shit out of him. The snake comes back and it lashes right at the honey badger. Oh! Little does the honey badger know, FYI, it’s been stung! It’s been bitten by the snake, so while it’s eating the snake- ew, that’s disgusting- meanwhile the poisonous venom is seeping through the honey badgers body, and it passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck. Now the honey badgers just gonna pass out for a few minutes and then it’s gonna get right back up and start eating all over again, cuz it’s a hungry little bastard. Look at this! Like nothing even happened, the honey badger gets right back up and continues eating the cobra! How disgusting. And of course, what does a honey badger have to eat for the next few weeks? Cobra!. The honey badger.

Read more: http://www.methodshop.com/2011/03/nastyass-honey-badger.shtml#ixzz1mdT0oboY

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